Wednesday Weekly Awards...On Thursday...Tax Day!

Player of the Week: Phil Mickelson. Suck it Tiger.

Team of the Week: The Miami Dolphins. The Fins took a giant step forward in the AFC East by sending two second round picks to Denver for Brandon Marshall. Miami should now have a more balanced offense with a quarterback coming into his own.

Coach of the Week: Me...for drafting Nelson Cruz this year in fantasy baseball. The dude is straight cash.

Goat(s) of the Week: Ben Roethlisberger. The d-bag followed up a tongue lashing from the DA with an unremorseful apology to his team and the fans. It read more like an “I told you so” than an “I’m sorry for being a major douche with a serious issue with the ladies.”

Play of the Week: Phil’s shot on 13. Just a masterful shot by one of the best.

Vindication of the Week: Tiger’s ‘Tude. I’m shocked that it only took two before “Ugly Tiger” came back. Tiger enjoyed dropping words that can’t be repeated, as well as tell the world that he “sucks”. It’s only a matter of time before we see that 4-iron thrown down the fairway.

Website of the Week: Turbotax.com Thanks Turbo Tax for helping me not lose as much money as I could have. Taxes upset me.

Technology of the Week: Bracketology. Yes, I know it’s nothing new, but props to Joe Lunardi for putting together the first 96-team bracket prediction. WVU a 3-seed…WOOHOO!

Trailer of the Week: “The Other Guys” Nothing like Will Ferrell, a solid cast, and a cop theme.

Upcoming Game(s) of the Week: How about some playoff hockey? Some of the most exciting action you will see on the sports calendar.